demi-vierge:

kittenwhiskerz:

I guess no one has ever watched the movie Blood Diamond before…

exactly.


Mar 07 22:34with 5 notes

bases for normal people:

1st: kissing
2nd: touching
3rd: oral
home run: sex

bases for me:

1st: knowing each other’s existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other

(Source: funniest-out)


Mar 04 16:43with 60,191 notes

Omg I can’t wait for Valentine’s Day because everyone will be too busy with their boyfriends and girlfriends to notice me jumping off a bridge 


Feb 08 14:38with 8 notes
are you my oscar
― leonardo dicaprio, to everyone he has come in contact with tonight (via the-infantata)

(Source: believed)


Jan 15 20:32with 1,448 notes

nickelback isn’t the worst band ever because linkin park 


Jan 03 13:13with 1 note
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